”could u shaved your beard?
The first message (unsolicited, mind you), in toto, from my newest online suitorette. Apparently facial hair of any type amuses and/or horrifies Chinese women.
Here is the rest of her profile:
I am looking for a good man in shanghai
the man must be :
1.age must younger than 43 years old,if you older than it ,please do not bother me
2.I have no interesting in black color skin or brown color skin man,so if you have dark skin ,DONOT bother me
3. I have no interesting in the man from middle east ,becasue I like eat pork everyday .so if you are muslim ,please DONOT bother me .
4.the man if shorter than 174cm ,also please leave me alone ,and save your time on other short girls.
5.if before you contact me without read my profile,I will block you for sure! especial if you not satisfy my above standard and contact me,I will block you for ever!
I have below standard for the first date:
1)if the first date you want come to my home ,please far away from me as far as you can .
2) if want meet me after 9pm Chinese time ,please go away ,because night time I need sleep .
3)if first time date you ask for marriage or some personal question ,DONOT bother me ,even if we meet ,I possible kick you!
4)if you not the same person as the photo and ask for date with me ,becareful I possible call police .
5)the first date ,you must wear clean ,and make sure you smell good .I like clean very much .(ESPECIALLY REMEMBER TO CUT SHORT YOUR FINGER NAILS)
6) the first date with me ,please do not eat garlic,although I have no plan kiss you ,but the garlic smell also can effect we talk .
7)if after the first date ,within 24 hours I not contact you ,mean I have no interesting in you,please donot keep bother me .
8)if you date me just for ONS ,then go away .don’t waste my time and my metro ticket .